Why not a list of suggestions for anyone who is inclined to shop for me this year? 

My first suggestion is not to buy me stuff. I have far too much stuff and I am diligently trying to get most of it out of my life.

But for those of you who are ardent Christmahanakwanzika shoppers and simply must, here is the list I would mail to Santa. 

Twin Peaks: The Entire Mystery on Blu-Ray Disc.

The Complete Fringe on Blu-Ray Disc.

This book from Amazon.

A ticket to the 2015 Twin Peaks Festival in Washington.  They go on sale in October and can be purchased at their website. (I don't need the one with the bus tour)

What I'd love most of all is to be living at least two (three would be better) time zones west of Ohio.  Right now I am years behind the timetable I set for myself to be away.

I fear that pretty much none of you will be able to help me with that last one, at some point I am just going to load my stuff up and go.  That may upset some people, but I need to flip the mattress of life and start anew.

I'm tired of trying to live some advertising putz's version of the American Dream™  Seriously, eff that.

Siochán leat, S.E.G.