If you do something enough times, that one anomalous thing will most likely be observable.

Case in point: I found the perfect thing in an online store for mincing things in the kitchen. (Because I have a hankering to make relish from scratch, you know.) I was unable to find one like it from a US seller, so the plunge was taken. For the princely sum of twenty eight US dollars and change I was ready to give it a try.

Reader, it's great. Perfect for my low volume science experiments.

Now for the anomaly. I got and envelope full of stuff from fedex today. Four pages worth. This was all to notify me about the twenty one dollars in tariffs I owe them. What the cinnamon toast fuck is that?

Now here is the fun part. The president* did this, but you maga enabled. Nay, you demanded it. The child buggering drag queen special needs mental patient that you despicables put into office. You did this. If it was just you wallowing in this misery, I would just keep on walking. No, you had to carpet bomb your own misery and hate on every human. If you still support that man, you are beyond redemption, unsalvageable.

I would never advocate for someone's demise, but the planet will be better off when they are gone.

"I do not wish to hasten the death of any man, but there's many a time I've read an obituary with considerable pleasure." Attributed to Mark Twain

* dude gets an asterisk for all of the crimes he is suspected of and convicted of.